With the US bombing the pants off Falluja, I'm wondering if democracy is all it's cracked up to be. Or if this isn't how the British Empire crumbled.

My 4:00 meeting that got pushed back to 6:00 just got pushed back to 6:30. So here's an email I sent friends--wait a sec, I hear someone approaching!! Shut down, no close screen!!! Quick, quick. (By now, they should be standing right behind me, but I see no one. Oh, well. I guess I'll catch up on my email (or IM) for a sec.

Alrighty then, I'm back. But what's up with changing up the font on me, eBlogger?? There. That's better. OK, where was I? Oh, yeah, my meeting just got pushed back another half hour. Could my weekend get off to an even worse start? I think not. Unless the dead mouse drags its butt onto my desk. Then I'd really be panicked.

I realize I must now say something profound or else I'll lose your long-suffering attention, so here goes:

We all have a lot to learn from seeing Roy Orbison in clingfilm.

Think about that. I hope I didn't disappoint.